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mysoutherndiscomfort:

fiercefritz:

mysoutherndiscomfort:

my ‘slutdom’…there’s absolutely nothing wrong with enjoying sex.
the fact that I enjoy drinking
believing that marijuana should be legal
being Pro-Choice
my ‘feminazi’ ideals (I hate that word, btw)
my body modifications (aka, my tattoos, piercings and insatiable need to constantly change my hair color)
my support of gay rights and equality for all
not feeling the ‘need’ to get married
being indecisive about whether or not I wanna push a baby out of my vadge
my Supernatural and Doctor Who obsessions
the fact that I think my local Baptist church is a cult
the fact that I’m not at all ‘religious’
my obsession with Jensen Ackles’s lips
my silly sock collection
my constant vigilance and need to prepare for the inevitable zombie apocalypse
the fact that I curse like a sailor on shore leave
the fact that I have a Twitter, Facebook, 3 Tumblr accounts and a blog over on Blogger
I think sexuality is fluid and gender is something that’s in your head, not your pants.
the fact that my family pretends we’re all pirates and that we even have a name for our ‘ship’, our own pirate names, and ranks
that I have a Broadway Showtune for every occasion and have no qualms about bursting out in song
I would rather stay at home and read than socialize with more than 75% of the people on my Facebook
World of Warcraft. I play it…and I love it.
my nerdiness
the fact that I’m 31 and don’t feel like I’m anywhere near being ‘old’…..

Don’t forget the cold shower thing. Or the morning thing.

Oh yeah…I’m also unapologetic about:

The fact that I’m a total cunt in the morning.
The fact that I will pee on everything you love if you make me take a cold shower.

or the fact that you’re totally my HAG. You are the Karen to my Jack.

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mysoutherndiscomfort:

my ‘slutdom’…there’s absolutely nothing wrong with enjoying sex.
the fact that I enjoy drinking
believing that marijuana should be legal
being Pro-Choice
my ‘feminazi’ ideals (I hate that word, btw)
my body modifications (aka, my tattoos, piercings and insatiable need to constantly change my hair color)
my support of gay rights and equality for all
not feeling the ‘need’ to get married
being indecisive about whether or not I wanna push a baby out of my vadge
my Supernatural and Doctor Who obsessions
the fact that I think my local Baptist church is a cult
the fact that I’m not at all ‘religious’
my obsession with Jensen Ackles’s lips
my silly sock collection
my constant vigilance and need to prepare for the inevitable zombie apocalypse
the fact that I curse like a sailor on shore leave
the fact that I have a Twitter, Facebook, 3 Tumblr accounts and a blog over on Blogger
I think sexuality is fluid and gender is something that’s in your head, not your pants.
the fact that my family pretends we’re all pirates and that we even have a name for our ‘ship’, our own pirate names, and ranks
that I have a Broadway Showtune for every occasion and have no qualms about bursting out in song
I would rather stay at home and read than socialize with more than 75% of the people on my Facebook
World of Warcraft. I play it…and I love it.
my nerdiness
the fact that I’m 31 and don’t feel like I’m anywhere near being ‘old’…..

Don’t forget the cold shower thing. Or the morning thing.

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mysoutherndiscomfort:

Misha Collins will be at DragonCon. DragonCon is in Atlanta. Atlanta is two hours from my house. It’s time to put my stalking panties on.

You have stalking panties? I thought you were always cammando. What do I know? I think you just have a gnome down there. 

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mysoutherndiscomfort:

…but I’ve been staring at the question: What is the definition of a fruit? for the last 30 mintues…because I just keep hearing my friend Fritz saying, “ME! I’m the definition of a fruit!” over and over again (mainly because he kept saying that over and over again after I made the mistake of telling him what I was doing)…now tomorrow…during my exam…all I’m going to be able to do when I see that question is laugh and write ‘Fritz’…yeah, thanks for helping me fail my last semester of college, my friend…

Bitch, you love me.

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mysoutherndiscomfort:

allons-ygeronimo:

that boy is a monster: DEAR HATERS OF PROP 8:

SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE

we do not live in a theocratic country where the bible dictates what is legal and illegal.

it’s against your religion? DON’T GET A GAY MARRIAGE. SIMPLE.

Because there is more than once religion practiced in the USA.

IT’S NOT YOUR BUSINESS TO DICTATE WHAT RIGHTS…